So, right. The baby gates are back up on the stairs. I heard something about the staff manager having bad allergies and me not being allowed to sleep on her head anymore. Am not sure what that means, exactly.
All I know is that another barrier to the big comfy bed and good squirrel watching vantage points appeared on the stairs, this time much taller than the one before. Even I am not gutsy enough to jump this one.
However, after a couple of days of consideration, I found the structure's weakness.
Apparently it was all caught on film by a hidden camera.
Considering the task before me.
Grooming, acting cool so they don't know what am up to.
Am home free! Wonderbed, here I come!
The moral: when one is highly motivated and has lots of strategic thinking time, anything is possible!